The 3 Little Pigs Get An Extreme Home Makeover and other Modern Mashups

Humorous stories for parents to read at bedtime. These modern mash-ups of old favorites can be enjoyed by children and adults alike! 3 Little Pigs Get an Extreme Home Makeover -- 3 pigs build houses in Florida. Hurricane Wolf huffs and puffs and blows 2 houses down. Time to call Ty Piggington of the Sty and Garden Network! The Plaid Pipers of Hamelin Elementary -- A classroom science experiment gets out of hand and rats take over the school. The principal must find a humane way to drive out the rats because everyone knows PETA is just one letter away from PTA. The Flaxen-Haired Freeloader (Goldilocks) -- After breaking and entering, stealing food, and damaging furniture belonging to an upstanding family of bears, Goldilocks is in a heap of trouble. Don't Eat the House! (Hansel and Gretel) -- If an old blind hermit-hag offers to let little German children eat her house during a famine, there's a really good chance it's a trap. Jack and the Genetically Modified Beanstalk -- Jack sells the family cow for some "advanced" hybrid beans. Always a Bad Hair Day (Rapunzel) -- Having long hair is not all it's cracked up to be. Tired of being employed as a ladder, Rapunzel escapes from the tower, cuts her mane, and lives life on her own terms.



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